suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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