carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My balls are so social today.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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