Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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