Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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