he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
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Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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