Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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