Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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