Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
this just has baby written all over it
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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