So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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