Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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