i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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