The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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