so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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