Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
