I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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