I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Idk if I want to put a bra on
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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