What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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