can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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