that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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