He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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