Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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