We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
my poor anus
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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