She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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