dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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