You can't motorboat a personality
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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