I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Randomize
