Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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