Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
When are your genitals available?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
