I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
...so i touched it.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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