you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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