Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Terrible idea I love it
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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