Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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