Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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