But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
ok first of all what the fuck
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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