He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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