So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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