My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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