Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
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I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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