check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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