the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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