fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
