I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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