party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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