If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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