but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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