Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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