I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Randomize
