In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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