? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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