Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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