Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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