I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
How does it feel to date your dad?
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