Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
You did what with his pubic hair?
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