dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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