And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
where are my eyebrows?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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